I know many
of you think, 'Google answereth all things.' That's not all true. There are
many things I think and I ask Google and she is ignorant. So in response to you
who say, 'Google answereth all things' I say, 'Google ignorant of some things!'
Here I give you a little list of questions that Google cannot answer.
These are
questions that Google cannot answer, questions that Google cannot answer
Who are those
behind these bombs
What remote
control devices do they use to detonate the bombs
Have they
made that bomb that distinguishes who is a southerner from a northerner
Have they
made that bomb that discriminates between Christians and Muslims
How many
innocent lives have they stolen
What are the
ordinary people in Maiduguri today eating
How many of
those 185 killed were terrorists
When are we
going to all visit our brothers in the troubled zones
When will we
realise that I am Christian today, I can be a Muslim tomorrow
I am Muslim
today, I can be Christian tomorrow
These are
questions that Google cannot answer, questions that Google cannot answer
Who writes
the news at NTA (you can't beat the shit)
Who writes
the news at NTA (you can't beat the shit)
Who is the
news editor at NTA (you can't beat that shit)
Will they
invite me to the Force Headquarters for answers to these questions
Will they
stick a rod in my bum if I say I don't know
Will they
track my car to know every where I go
Will they
track my phone to know if you'll call
Will they
protect me against robbers and leave for dinner when the robbers come
Maybe I will
get charged for fraudulent extortion because of my words
Why is it
easier to prosecute felons outside of this country than in
Why is it
easier to charge the critic than the thief
Will I be
gang-raped like Nigeria
Will I be
anally raped
These are
questions that Google cannot answer, questions that Google cannot answer
Who gives the
permit for those substandard buildings that collapse
Who's the
director that signs that cheque for government money to be stolen
What are the
names of the lecturers that demand sex for marks
How much do
we spend on private jets for God's sake
Questions
that Google cannot answer, questions that Google cannot answer
I leave now
